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Stargate Atlantis: Boredom Is the Root of All Evil (And Lorne Is Its Bitch) by kHo
Boredom Is the Root of All Evil (And Lorne Is Its Bitch) (Lorne, Sheppard | R | 1,815 words): Lorne and Sheppard are trapped in a cell with nothing to do but wait and have to entertain themselves. This is hilarious because they have the exact sort of inane conversations that people have when they're bored out of their skulls and the only entertainment to be found is whoever else your stuck with.
Excerpt:
"That's the tenth time in a row that you've gone for rock, sir. I'm onto your clever plan."
"I'm lulling you into a sense of false security."
"Okay. In the meantime, I think maybe I'll just, ya know... keep playing paper."
Excerpt:
"That's the tenth time in a row that you've gone for rock, sir. I'm onto your clever plan."
"I'm lulling you into a sense of false security."
"Okay. In the meantime, I think maybe I'll just, ya know... keep playing paper."