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coprime_recs ([personal profile] coprime_recs) wrote2022-02-02 10:44 pm
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Homestuck: KARKAT VANTAS'S GUIDE TO SAFE SEX WITH ALIENS by mercurialMalcontent

KARKAT VANTAS'S GUIDE TO SAFE SEX WITH ALIENS (Karkat | R | 771 words): Karkat has a memo, now that troll/human sloppy makeouts are happening. Poor Karkat, agony aunt to everyone's sexy misadventures.

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BASIC GUIDELINES

  1. KEEP YOUR COOL. I DON’T GIVE A FUCK HOW WEIRD YOU THINK SOME PART OF SOMEONE ELSE IS, SHRIEKING AND RUNNING AWAY LEADS TO MORTIFICATION, NOT LEAST OF ALL MINE WHEN I HAVE TO COMFORT THE GODDAMNED BLUBBERING PANSY YOU LEFT BEHIND.
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