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coprime_recs) wrote2004-03-26 12:58 am
coprime_recs) wrote2004-03-26 12:58 am
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Highlander: Lessons in Futility by elynross and Luminosity
Lessons in Futility (Duncan/Methos | NC17 | 2,922 words) is a parody of Highlander fanfic cliches. And boy, is it ever funny. If you don't laugh, there's something wrong with you.
Excerpt:
He had never been attracted to a man before, but Methos.... Methos was different. Methos. The mention of his name was enough to stiffen Duncan out like a board. His alabaster skin. His vulnerable neck. His vulnerable, luminescent neck. Of ivory. His vulnerable, luminescent ivory neck. His vulnerable, luminescent, swan-like, ivory neck. Without the feathers. He wondered what it would be like to make love to Methos. He and his weeping cock were lost, lost in the fantasy. And in traffic. God, he was bored.
And:
Methos lay on the kingsized bed, mesmerized, silently awed by the magnificence of that godlike body. This was it. His every fantasy, his dream, his jerk off story about to come true......
Shit. The fantasy is always better than the reality, The Ancient One mused, as he wiped up.
Excerpt:
He had never been attracted to a man before, but Methos.... Methos was different. Methos. The mention of his name was enough to stiffen Duncan out like a board. His alabaster skin. His vulnerable neck. His vulnerable, luminescent neck. Of ivory. His vulnerable, luminescent ivory neck. His vulnerable, luminescent, swan-like, ivory neck. Without the feathers. He wondered what it would be like to make love to Methos. He and his weeping cock were lost, lost in the fantasy. And in traffic. God, he was bored.
And:
Methos lay on the kingsized bed, mesmerized, silently awed by the magnificence of that godlike body. This was it. His every fantasy, his dream, his jerk off story about to come true......
Shit. The fantasy is always better than the reality, The Ancient One mused, as he wiped up.