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Five Things That Never Happened to Captain Jack Sparrow (Jack Sparrow | PG | 3,254 words) is exactly what the title says. The five stories manage to tie together nicely in addition to movie. It almost feels like this could have been another way that the movie happened.
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He keeps telling himself that it's wrong to strike a lady. It's the only thing stopping him from doing just that as he stands on the sun-beaten dock, seething, watching Anamaria twirl his hat between her hands. All right, so Anamaria falls under the loosest definition of "lady" in existence, but the fact remains....
"You stole my bloody boat," he snaps, fists clenched, sounding far too much like a petulant child for his own comfort.
Anamaria gives a deceptively sweet smile - and not only that, actually has the audacity to tap his chest with the edge of his own hat. "'Borrowed,' Jack, 'borrowed.' Not 'stole.'"
Excerpt:
He keeps telling himself that it's wrong to strike a lady. It's the only thing stopping him from doing just that as he stands on the sun-beaten dock, seething, watching Anamaria twirl his hat between her hands. All right, so Anamaria falls under the loosest definition of "lady" in existence, but the fact remains....
"You stole my bloody boat," he snaps, fists clenched, sounding far too much like a petulant child for his own comfort.
Anamaria gives a deceptively sweet smile - and not only that, actually has the audacity to tap his chest with the edge of his own hat. "'Borrowed,' Jack, 'borrowed.' Not 'stole.'"