Xover (Welcome to Night Vale/X-Files): I Want To Believe (It's Not Lead Poisoning) by leiascully

<a href="https://archiveofourown.org/works/894411>I Want To Believe (It's Not Lead Poisoning)</a> (Carlos/Cecil, Mulder, Scully | G | 2,446 words): Mulder and Scully visit Night Vale. This is a very fun fic done in the style of an episode of <i>Welcome to Night Vale</i>. Excerpt: <cite>Frances says they argued like an old married couple. She says the man Mulder is tall, but not too tall, and that his features are distinguished and his eyes are shadowed by old pain that will never be forgotten. She says she offered them a lovely Danish Modern sofa, but that Agent Scully said they had no way to get it back to DC. The FBI agents - if that is indeed what they are - do not seem to mean us harm. However, appearances can be deceiving. Agents from a Vague, Yet Menacing, Government Agency have been seen following them. And no one reports seeing anyone in a leather balaclava all day, which means that the Sheriff's Secret Police must be <strong>very</strong> interested in them.</cite>