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Angel: I Can Roar, I'm a Woman by hold_that_thought
I Can Roar, I'm a Woman (Harmony-Lorne | PG13 | 1,660 words) is a chat between Lorne and Harmony. Harmony's rather vapid while Lorne's breezy, which makes for an enjoyable little story.
Excerpt:
"Is Angel crazy?"
"Crazy? Pfft." Lorne waved his hand. "Sure, he's gone on homicidal rampages, but there were usually heavily extenuating circumstances. As long as none of his exes were recently revived from the dead, we should be okay. Why do you ask?"
"Well, I made him a mug of blood this afternoon, and when I told him what the secret ingredient was, he got all sad."
Lorne raised an eyebrow. "What was the secret ingredient? And please don't say puppy."
"Ew! Hello, I'm a vampire, not, like, evil evil. It was cinnamon."
Excerpt:
"Is Angel crazy?"
"Crazy? Pfft." Lorne waved his hand. "Sure, he's gone on homicidal rampages, but there were usually heavily extenuating circumstances. As long as none of his exes were recently revived from the dead, we should be okay. Why do you ask?"
"Well, I made him a mug of blood this afternoon, and when I told him what the secret ingredient was, he got all sad."
Lorne raised an eyebrow. "What was the secret ingredient? And please don't say puppy."
"Ew! Hello, I'm a vampire, not, like, evil evil. It was cinnamon."