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coprime_recs) wrote2005-08-09 04:50 pm
coprime_recs) wrote2005-08-09 04:50 pm
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DC Universe: Telephone Tag by Roach
Telephone Tag (Bart/Tim/Kon, ensemble | ? | ?) is gossiping amongst superheroes. It's hilarious because of course they gossip about each other. And Bruce's comments to Dick killed me dead with laughter.
Excerpt:
"Slow down, Wally. Is this an emergency?"
"Not really. I just thought you should know that my cousin and your cousin are dating. And they're also both dating Robin."
"Shit!"
"I didn't expect you take it that badly."
"I just spilled my coffee in my lap."
"Baby. You didn't feel it."
"No, but I like to keep up appearances. What do you mean they're dating?"
"Cassie called Diana and Diana called me. Your cousin dumped Cassie for my cousin and Robin. AndbeforeyouaskIamnotcallinghim. You do it."
Excerpt:
"Slow down, Wally. Is this an emergency?"
"Not really. I just thought you should know that my cousin and your cousin are dating. And they're also both dating Robin."
"Shit!"
"I didn't expect you take it that badly."
"I just spilled my coffee in my lap."
"Baby. You didn't feel it."
"No, but I like to keep up appearances. What do you mean they're dating?"
"Cassie called Diana and Diana called me. Your cousin dumped Cassie for my cousin and Robin. AndbeforeyouaskIamnotcallinghim. You do it."