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The Road to Morocco Affair (Napoleon/Illya | PG13 | 10,654 words) is a take-off of Bing Crosby and Bob Hope's The Road to Morocco with Napoleon and Illya. It's a fun romp with silliness and banter.
Excerpt:
Illya touched his arm, "Napoleon. Over there."
"Ah. A haberdashery." They examined the vicinity of the shop whose counter boasted burnooses and turbans and the like. There was a wooden overhang at the front, a kind of rough portico, with clothing draped over its support beams.
"If you could generate a distraction," Illya said, "I could climb up there and take what we need without the shopkeeper seeing me."
"A distraction?" Napoleon echoed dubiously.
At that moment gunfire erupted, some distance away, followed by shouts, screams, and the clatter of hoofbeats.
"Ta-da," Napoleon said, with the appropriate gesture.
Illya rolled his eyes. "Well done."
Excerpt:
Illya touched his arm, "Napoleon. Over there."
"Ah. A haberdashery." They examined the vicinity of the shop whose counter boasted burnooses and turbans and the like. There was a wooden overhang at the front, a kind of rough portico, with clothing draped over its support beams.
"If you could generate a distraction," Illya said, "I could climb up there and take what we need without the shopkeeper seeing me."
"A distraction?" Napoleon echoed dubiously.
At that moment gunfire erupted, some distance away, followed by shouts, screams, and the clatter of hoofbeats.
"Ta-da," Napoleon said, with the appropriate gesture.
Illya rolled his eyes. "Well done."