Addams Family: Cleopatra's Needle by Fuschia

Cleopatra's Needle (Gomez/Morticia | G | 2,827 words): Morticia is more interested in gardening than suitors. I really enjoyed this look at Morticia and her garden and how Gomez starts to woo her through this interest.

Excerpt:
"Two of my suitors are coming tonight," Ophelia said.

"What does that have to do with gardens?" Morticia reopened her shears with a violent jerk of her arms. When their blades, slick with sap and crushed leaves, pulled apart, they made a sound that was not unlike the squelch of living muscle being ripped from bone. Ever since her sister had turned seventeen, she was interested in the most ridiculous pastimes.

Homestuck: Troll Disease by t34lbloods

Troll Disease (Dave/Karkat | PG13 | 2,499 words): Karkat thinks he and Dave may be in a moirallegiance. This is hilarious. Everyone's responses are perfect. Like, I can't pick a favorite line because there's at least a dozen that had me chuckling aloud.

Excerpt:
CG: LOOK, YOU’RE THE ONLY ONE I CAN TALK TO ABOUT THIS, OKAY?
CG: I CAN’T TALK TO A HUMAN ABOUT IT AND YOU’RE THE ONLY TROLL I’M ON SPEAKING TERMS WITH.
GA: Your Social Failings Arent My Concern
GA: Im On Good Terms With ALmost Everyone There Arent Even That Many Of Us
CG: THIS ISN’T THE POINT.
CG: I NEED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT STRIDER.
GA: Then I Am Particularly Ill-Qualified To Assist You
GA: Perhaps I Should Put You Through To My Matesprit If You Are Done Making Comments About Her Admittedly Charming Alien Anatomy