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coprime_recs ([personal profile] coprime_recs) wrote2023-05-03 10:24 pm

DC Universe/Stargate Atlantis: And Then the Heroes Came Along by Roga

And Then the Heroes Came Along (John Sheppard, Rodney McKay, Bruce Wayne, Clark Kent | PG13 | 5,713 words): John and Rodney find Bruce and Clark on a random planet; they are definitely totally normal about meeting Batman and Superman. This is fun! A couple moments where I laughed out loud, as well as a couple moments that I found touching.

Excerpt:
Superman -- maybe-Superman -- maybe-but-holy-crap-probably-Superman -- frowned, and placed his hands on his waist. Honest to god. Hands. On his waist. John was far too manly to feel faint, but. "All right," Superman-or-whatever said, "what is going on here?"

But Rodney gasped, and John moved his eyes to the right and realized what Rodney must have just. The kept hair. The polo shirt. The kind of psychotic blackness deep inside his eyes.

And Rodney said, with absolute sureness and absolutely no foresight, "You're Bruce Wayne. You're Batman."

In less than a second, Rodney was flat on his back with a Batman on top of him and an arm pressing on his throat. "How do you know that?" Batman snarled. "Who are you?"

John moved automatically. "Let go of him." His gun was aimed at Batman's head.

"No, Sheppard!" Rodney sputtered beneath the crushing hold. "He won't -- Batman doesn't kill!"