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coprime_recs) wrote2004-06-09 04:10 pm
coprime_recs) wrote2004-06-09 04:10 pm
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Smallville: Just Pie by Livia
Just Pie (Clark/Lex | PG13 | 2,917 words) features Clark as a pimp. Sort of. The story's premise is bizarre, yes, but it doesn't warp the characters any more than necessary. Clark is so incredibly wholesome here, and it just adds to the bizarre hilarity of this story.
Excerpt:
"Satisfy my curiosity," Lex said, "which one of the ladies in the room are you chaperoning tonight?"
"What?" Clark blinked at him through the thick, ugly glasses.
"You can tell me," Lex said. "Is it Councilman Hizzoner's date?"
"What? *Oh*," Clark said, and Lex couldn't help but grin-- the kid was actually *blushing*. "Oh, no, it's not. I'm not-- I'm *working* here. As a waiter. I mean, really."
He was so earnest he had to be lying. "Seriously," Lex said. "It's not the redhead over in the corner, is it? The one with the long-haired guy. Come on, you can tell me-- that's my dad."
Excerpt:
"Satisfy my curiosity," Lex said, "which one of the ladies in the room are you chaperoning tonight?"
"What?" Clark blinked at him through the thick, ugly glasses.
"You can tell me," Lex said. "Is it Councilman Hizzoner's date?"
"What? *Oh*," Clark said, and Lex couldn't help but grin-- the kid was actually *blushing*. "Oh, no, it's not. I'm not-- I'm *working* here. As a waiter. I mean, really."
He was so earnest he had to be lying. "Seriously," Lex said. "It's not the redhead over in the corner, is it? The one with the long-haired guy. Come on, you can tell me-- that's my dad."