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coprime_recs) wrote2004-06-19 04:55 pm
coprime_recs) wrote2004-06-19 04:55 pm
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Star Trek DS9: Bizarre Love Triangle by nostalgia, Edithmatilda, and kbk
Bizarre Love Triangle (Keiko/Miles/Julian | R | 1,266 words) has Keiko trying to convince Miles that they should marry Julian. Miles protests. So, so funny.
Excerpt:
"Now, Miles, you're being very binary about this. Think of the children."
"I am thinking of the children."
"They do love him you know."
"Well why don't they marry him then?"
"Now you're just being silly. For a start, they aren't of age yet."
"Look, I don't love him like that. Yes, we spend all of our time together, and I tell him things I could never tell any other person, and yes if he left it would be as if a part of me had died, but I don't want to have sex with him!"
"Is it the penetration you're afraid of, Miles?"
Excerpt:
"Now, Miles, you're being very binary about this. Think of the children."
"I am thinking of the children."
"They do love him you know."
"Well why don't they marry him then?"
"Now you're just being silly. For a start, they aren't of age yet."
"Look, I don't love him like that. Yes, we spend all of our time together, and I tell him things I could never tell any other person, and yes if he left it would be as if a part of me had died, but I don't want to have sex with him!"
"Is it the penetration you're afraid of, Miles?"