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coprime_recs) wrote2004-07-14 05:58 pm
coprime_recs) wrote2004-07-14 05:58 pm
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Smallville: Uncle Einar by Shrift
Uncle Einar (Clark/Lex | PG13 | 3,197 words) has Lex at the Kent family reunion. Large family reunions are always an instant source of comedy. They make me smile, at least. And Clark's Uncle Einar is fantastic.
Excerpt:
Lex paused and nodded at one of Clark's relatives as she passed them on the landing -- he thought it might be his second cousin Jackie, but Clark hadn't seen her since he was eight, so he couldn't be sure. "Might I bother you for an explanation?"
Clark followed Lex into the bathroom and decided to play dumb. "Sure, Lex. What about?"
Lex didn't look up as he dabbed at his jacket sleeve with a wash cloth. "Oh, I don't know, Clark. Why don't we start with why I'm here and work our way up to the man we were just talking to who sounds like the Swedish Chef, and why your cousin Bobby asked me to meet him in the barn later so I could suck him off."
Clark's fingers slipped on the buttons of his shirt and a few went flying to clink against the mirror behind the sink. "He what? He's-he's got a mullet, Lex."
Excerpt:
Lex paused and nodded at one of Clark's relatives as she passed them on the landing -- he thought it might be his second cousin Jackie, but Clark hadn't seen her since he was eight, so he couldn't be sure. "Might I bother you for an explanation?"
Clark followed Lex into the bathroom and decided to play dumb. "Sure, Lex. What about?"
Lex didn't look up as he dabbed at his jacket sleeve with a wash cloth. "Oh, I don't know, Clark. Why don't we start with why I'm here and work our way up to the man we were just talking to who sounds like the Swedish Chef, and why your cousin Bobby asked me to meet him in the barn later so I could suck him off."
Clark's fingers slipped on the buttons of his shirt and a few went flying to clink against the mirror behind the sink. "He what? He's-he's got a mullet, Lex."