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coprime_recs) wrote2004-07-22 03:15 pm
coprime_recs) wrote2004-07-22 03:15 pm
Pirates of the Caribbean: Bull in a China Shop by Gileonnen
Bull in a China Shop (Pintel/Ragetti | PG13 | 983 words) is Pintel and Ragetti shopping for a glass eye. This is very funny and also cute in its own way.
Excerpt:
Crockery was shelved everywhere. There were posh wineglasses hanging by their bottoms from great tall racks and bowls and bottles full of funny dead weeds. Plates in stacks went right alongside crystal . . . thingies, and there was a dangling chandelier the likes of which Ragetti had only seen when he'd got lost looking for the privy and found the Pope instead.
Pintel swaggered up to the glazier's desk and leaned menacingly over the little man behind it. "Yer eyes," he rasped threateningly, and the man cringed, covering his face.
"TAKE IT! Crystal . . . g-g-glass, anything, just don't cut out my eyes!"
Excerpt:
Crockery was shelved everywhere. There were posh wineglasses hanging by their bottoms from great tall racks and bowls and bottles full of funny dead weeds. Plates in stacks went right alongside crystal . . . thingies, and there was a dangling chandelier the likes of which Ragetti had only seen when he'd got lost looking for the privy and found the Pope instead.
Pintel swaggered up to the glazier's desk and leaned menacingly over the little man behind it. "Yer eyes," he rasped threateningly, and the man cringed, covering his face.
"TAKE IT! Crystal . . . g-g-glass, anything, just don't cut out my eyes!"