Five, er, Six Reports Nathan Stark Wishes Never Crossed His Desk (ensemble | PG13 | 2,289 words): Six bites of things gone wrong in Eureka. This is a lot of fun, and the situations are clever, and there's a couple of neat, surprise crossovers.
Excerpt:
"The first person to crack a joke about shrinkage spends the night in jail," Carter warned them. Because of his condition, he sounded like Minnie Mouse. He cleared his throat and threw his voice lower. "Got it?"
"Wouldn't dream of it," said Allison, sharing a glance with Lupo. Lupo hid her grin better.
"I don't know what you mean," Taggert said proudly. "I've got nothing to be ashamed of."
Excerpt:
"The first person to crack a joke about shrinkage spends the night in jail," Carter warned them. Because of his condition, he sounded like Minnie Mouse. He cleared his throat and threw his voice lower. "Got it?"
"Wouldn't dream of it," said Allison, sharing a glance with Lupo. Lupo hid her grin better.
"I don't know what you mean," Taggert said proudly. "I've got nothing to be ashamed of."